Post by Jacob Strong on Aug 15, 2006 1:27:31 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the car of Jacob Strong. The camera man is first to talk.
Camera Man: Where we going?
Jacob: To look at our location for the next event.
Camera Man: So…were going to the church?
Jacob: Indeed we are, Indeed. We. Are.
They drive for a little longer in the car talking about random stuff to kill sometime. They pull into the parking lot and park the car in a pretty much empty parking lot. They walk down the parking lot and into the back where they see a ring already setup there.
Jacob: So were here, nice place. No?
Camera Man: Yea it’s nice I like it.
Jacob: Anyways I came here to do my bit for my match.
Camera Man: Alright then do your thing.
Jacob rolls into the ring and stands up on the mat and jumps up and down lightly feeling it bounce back under him. He then walks back to where the camera man is standing and leans on the ropes looking down at him outside of the ring.
Jacob: Alright I am ready. Sadistic, I got your copy of what it was that you had said about me the other night. And I must say, I’ve heard those lines before…let me think of that line that you said…
Jacob pretends to think a little bit before talking again.
Jacob: Oh that’s right, it was: “…He sucks so much. And plus he’s Canadian. I mean come on what did Canada give to us except hockey.” Now tell me this, Who Do You Think You Are? Scott Steiner? Real original. Well if you must know what Canadians gave to you to improve life exponentially…oh wait my mistake that word is to big for you isn’t it? Let me think of something that you can understand.
Pauses again to think of a word to use.
Jacob: Uh…oh I know now. Help. Yea that’s a good one. If you want to know what Canadians gave you to help out with life to make it easier then just pick your category. Talking – Alexander Graham Bell: He invented the phone. I’m sure you know what a phone is, don’t you? Of course you do. You aren’t THAT stupid. Next Transportation - Joseph-Armand Bombardier: He had invented what Canadian’s know best since “We live in igloos” don’t we Dragon? He had invented the snowmobile. Sports- James Naismith: He invented that great sport know to man as basketball.
So you see Sad--
Just then Jacob gets distracted by an old elderly man standing at the backdoor from the church.
Man: Excuse me my son, but who are you? And what are you doing in that ring?
Jacob: Sorry to disturb you Father, I am with this fed that is hosting the show here on Sunday I am just doing a promo for this event.
Priest: Oh that’s fine. Sorry to interrupt. Is there anything I can do for you?
Jacob: Not right now Father, but in a couple of minutes you can.
At that moment, the priest goes back into the church and the camera focuses back on Jacob
Jacob: Dang I forgot now what I was talking about before.
Camera Man: *whispers* Inventions…
Jacob: Oh that’s right thanks, so you can see Dragon, Canadians have given you people a life of luxury. Oh and before I forget my favourite invention of all since you know so well I want to be an astronaut, Canadians gave you the Canadian Arm. So when the Americans accomplish something worth accomplishing, we know you will be one of the first ones to say that Americans did it on their own and with no help of any other country. But we helped don’t you worry. Ok now zoom in close on this face of mine I want to make sure he understands this loud and clear.
The camera man zooms in close to his face, just enough though so that its only his face shown in the lens.
Jacob: Come this Sunday since I know how much you love Canadians so much I thought I would help you get to know our great nation. I will bring a hockey stick to ringside and beat you down with it so badly that you will go senseless…...
Jacob walks back away from the zoom in a little bit.
Jacob: Oh and if your lucky you will get a spoonful of Maple Syrup shoved up your ass so that even when you shit you will smell like Canada.
Jacob steps through the ropes and starts to walk away from the ring.
Camera Man: Where you going?
Jacob: I am going in to ask for my penance from the priest
Camera Man: Why?
Jacob: Because the things I am going to do to him won't be very Christian like.
The camera man chuckles and shuts off the camera to end the promo.
Camera Man: Where we going?
Jacob: To look at our location for the next event.
Camera Man: So…were going to the church?
Jacob: Indeed we are, Indeed. We. Are.
They drive for a little longer in the car talking about random stuff to kill sometime. They pull into the parking lot and park the car in a pretty much empty parking lot. They walk down the parking lot and into the back where they see a ring already setup there.
Jacob: So were here, nice place. No?
Camera Man: Yea it’s nice I like it.
Jacob: Anyways I came here to do my bit for my match.
Camera Man: Alright then do your thing.
Jacob rolls into the ring and stands up on the mat and jumps up and down lightly feeling it bounce back under him. He then walks back to where the camera man is standing and leans on the ropes looking down at him outside of the ring.
Jacob: Alright I am ready. Sadistic, I got your copy of what it was that you had said about me the other night. And I must say, I’ve heard those lines before…let me think of that line that you said…
Jacob pretends to think a little bit before talking again.
Jacob: Oh that’s right, it was: “…He sucks so much. And plus he’s Canadian. I mean come on what did Canada give to us except hockey.” Now tell me this, Who Do You Think You Are? Scott Steiner? Real original. Well if you must know what Canadians gave to you to improve life exponentially…oh wait my mistake that word is to big for you isn’t it? Let me think of something that you can understand.
Pauses again to think of a word to use.
Jacob: Uh…oh I know now. Help. Yea that’s a good one. If you want to know what Canadians gave you to help out with life to make it easier then just pick your category. Talking – Alexander Graham Bell: He invented the phone. I’m sure you know what a phone is, don’t you? Of course you do. You aren’t THAT stupid. Next Transportation - Joseph-Armand Bombardier: He had invented what Canadian’s know best since “We live in igloos” don’t we Dragon? He had invented the snowmobile. Sports- James Naismith: He invented that great sport know to man as basketball.
So you see Sad--
Just then Jacob gets distracted by an old elderly man standing at the backdoor from the church.
Man: Excuse me my son, but who are you? And what are you doing in that ring?
Jacob: Sorry to disturb you Father, I am with this fed that is hosting the show here on Sunday I am just doing a promo for this event.
Priest: Oh that’s fine. Sorry to interrupt. Is there anything I can do for you?
Jacob: Not right now Father, but in a couple of minutes you can.
At that moment, the priest goes back into the church and the camera focuses back on Jacob
Jacob: Dang I forgot now what I was talking about before.
Camera Man: *whispers* Inventions…
Jacob: Oh that’s right thanks, so you can see Dragon, Canadians have given you people a life of luxury. Oh and before I forget my favourite invention of all since you know so well I want to be an astronaut, Canadians gave you the Canadian Arm. So when the Americans accomplish something worth accomplishing, we know you will be one of the first ones to say that Americans did it on their own and with no help of any other country. But we helped don’t you worry. Ok now zoom in close on this face of mine I want to make sure he understands this loud and clear.
The camera man zooms in close to his face, just enough though so that its only his face shown in the lens.
Jacob: Come this Sunday since I know how much you love Canadians so much I thought I would help you get to know our great nation. I will bring a hockey stick to ringside and beat you down with it so badly that you will go senseless…...
Jacob walks back away from the zoom in a little bit.
Jacob: Oh and if your lucky you will get a spoonful of Maple Syrup shoved up your ass so that even when you shit you will smell like Canada.
Jacob steps through the ropes and starts to walk away from the ring.
Camera Man: Where you going?
Jacob: I am going in to ask for my penance from the priest
Camera Man: Why?
Jacob: Because the things I am going to do to him won't be very Christian like.
The camera man chuckles and shuts off the camera to end the promo.