Post by Wolfman on Aug 9, 2006 13:24:05 GMT -5
The scene opens on the Wolfman resting in his natural habitat; the shed he lives in behind the elementary school. He is curled up in the corner on the concrete floor, resting peacefully. Well, up until he is interrupted by a voice.
Junior: Dad... Wake up!
Wolfman: Blargh! Hmm, wha?
Wolfman's head shoots up, and he looks about to see who interrupted his slumber. His ears lower down, and his jaw protrudes.
Wolfman: Junior, what the hell did I tell you about waking me up?
Junior: Uhm... Don't?
Wolfman: That's right Junior. Now what did I say would happen if you did this?
Junior: ...You would be the shit out of me?
Wolfman: Damn right. I'll give you 5 seconds to give me a good reason as to why you disobeyed me.
Junior: Uh...
Wolfman: One...
Junior: Uhm...
Wolfman: Two...
Junior: Oh, crap... What was it...
Wolfman: FIVE!
Wolfman thwaps Junior upside the head, sending him halfway across the room.
Wolfman: I hit you because I love you, Junior...
Junior rubs his head and shakes it off. His ears then perk up, as if he remembered something.
Junior: Oh yeah, now I remember. Erick Wilson called to tell you that your match has been changed to a tag team match.
Wolfman: WHAT? With who?
Junior: Uh, some guy named Blake Huncker.
Wolfman: What the fuck kind of name is that? I should kick his ass...
Junior: Take it easy, Dad. The doctor said no wrestling this week.
Wolfman: Screw the doctor! That asshole can't tell me what to do! Hell, I've been hit with more powerful tranquilizers than that! Did he say who we are against?
Junior: Yeah. A superhero and a man in a panda suit.
Wolfman: ...What?
Junior: Yeah.
Wolfman: Wow, was I drunk when I signed up for this?
Junior: Dad, you are drunk right now.
Wolfman: Right. Junior, go out and get kidnapped or something. I need to start a charity scam.
Junior: Fine....
Junior: Dad... Wake up!
Wolfman: Blargh! Hmm, wha?
Wolfman's head shoots up, and he looks about to see who interrupted his slumber. His ears lower down, and his jaw protrudes.
Wolfman: Junior, what the hell did I tell you about waking me up?
Junior: Uhm... Don't?
Wolfman: That's right Junior. Now what did I say would happen if you did this?
Junior: ...You would be the shit out of me?
Wolfman: Damn right. I'll give you 5 seconds to give me a good reason as to why you disobeyed me.
Junior: Uh...
Wolfman: One...
Junior: Uhm...
Wolfman: Two...
Junior: Oh, crap... What was it...
Wolfman: FIVE!
Wolfman thwaps Junior upside the head, sending him halfway across the room.
Wolfman: I hit you because I love you, Junior...
Junior rubs his head and shakes it off. His ears then perk up, as if he remembered something.
Junior: Oh yeah, now I remember. Erick Wilson called to tell you that your match has been changed to a tag team match.
Wolfman: WHAT? With who?
Junior: Uh, some guy named Blake Huncker.
Wolfman: What the fuck kind of name is that? I should kick his ass...
Junior: Take it easy, Dad. The doctor said no wrestling this week.
Wolfman: Screw the doctor! That asshole can't tell me what to do! Hell, I've been hit with more powerful tranquilizers than that! Did he say who we are against?
Junior: Yeah. A superhero and a man in a panda suit.
Wolfman: ...What?
Junior: Yeah.
Wolfman: Wow, was I drunk when I signed up for this?
Junior: Dad, you are drunk right now.
Wolfman: Right. Junior, go out and get kidnapped or something. I need to start a charity scam.
Junior: Fine....