Post by hunterharry on Jul 29, 2006 11:24:22 GMT -5
"The Man With The Golden Gun" by Lulu hits in the arena as I step though the curtain along with my midget sidekick, Nick Nack. I have my golden gun prop in hand as I threaten fans with it. One middle-aged man touches it, so I poke it harshly into his chest. Nick Nack and I laugh as we get nearer to the ring. Nick Nack goes to a corner and climbs the steel steps, having a little trouble, but not much. I hop stylishly onto the ring apron, holding the gun firmly upwards, before going through the ropes into the ring, where I grab the mic from the ring announcer. I begin to speak...
Hello people. I am the Hunter, the Man with the Golden Gun! None of you people may like me, but none of you people can compare to me!
Good one Mr. Scarmanga!
I glare down at Nick Nack, before he quickly corrects himself.
I mean Mr. Huntah!
I pat Nick Nack on the head before I continue with what I was saying.
Let me introduce myself, I am Hunter Harry, The Man with the Golden Gun! and this is my sidekick, Nick Nack. I will now tell all of you people a little bit about my past. I was born to a Cuban circus preformer and grew up as a marksman in the circus. I eventually left and went to Russia, where I was trained by the KGB as an assissan, which I broke from to become an independant hitman. I worked jobs for the Chinese here and there, so they would let me build my luxorius home on and island in the China Sea. I now preform hits for $1,000,000. I am one wealthy man! Unlike the....people here.
I look around the building as I am booed with a smirk of satisfaction on my face.
Shut Up! I'll tell you someone else who isn't wealthy....Wolfman, he confesses to beating his son! This guy needs to be taught a lesson and that is what I plan to do, me and Nick Nack will take this punk down a step or two, we will bring him down to size! A wolf? I've shot those before, hell, I've shot everything before! Wolfman, watch your hairy back, because I've got a golden bullet with your name on it, and I never miss!
Hello people. I am the Hunter, the Man with the Golden Gun! None of you people may like me, but none of you people can compare to me!
Good one Mr. Scarmanga!
I glare down at Nick Nack, before he quickly corrects himself.
I mean Mr. Huntah!
I pat Nick Nack on the head before I continue with what I was saying.
Let me introduce myself, I am Hunter Harry, The Man with the Golden Gun! and this is my sidekick, Nick Nack. I will now tell all of you people a little bit about my past. I was born to a Cuban circus preformer and grew up as a marksman in the circus. I eventually left and went to Russia, where I was trained by the KGB as an assissan, which I broke from to become an independant hitman. I worked jobs for the Chinese here and there, so they would let me build my luxorius home on and island in the China Sea. I now preform hits for $1,000,000. I am one wealthy man! Unlike the....people here.
I look around the building as I am booed with a smirk of satisfaction on my face.
Shut Up! I'll tell you someone else who isn't wealthy....Wolfman, he confesses to beating his son! This guy needs to be taught a lesson and that is what I plan to do, me and Nick Nack will take this punk down a step or two, we will bring him down to size! A wolf? I've shot those before, hell, I've shot everything before! Wolfman, watch your hairy back, because I've got a golden bullet with your name on it, and I never miss!