Post by waldo on Sept 11, 2006 18:45:59 GMT -5
I am the Eggman by The Beatles plays, and Waldo McDougal walks out and is carrying a painting. He waves to the crowd, and raises the painting up. He goes towards the ring and twirls around. He goes into the ring and goes onto a turnbuckle. He raises the painting, and the crowd cheers. Waldo gets tossed a mic. Waldo puts down the painting.
Waldo: ...He-he-hello? Is this on?
Waldo taps the mic and realizes it's been on.
Waldo: Oh. Well, anyway... give me a break people, it's my first time out here. Anyway, I am "The Eggman!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: I am "The Walrus!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: I am... "The Waldo!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: And I am here at CFTPW... I am Waldo McDougal... Artist extrodinaire... I can paint you a picture. I can paint you the Mona Lisa. I could paint the Sistene Chapel. I can, and will paint you a painting of perfection...
The crowd cheers Waldo. Waldo smiles, and an easel is brought out by a crew member. Waldo goes to his painting and... opens it? Yes, it was a paint kit. Waldo takes some paint and goes to the easel.
Waldo: Ladies and gentleman, I will now paint a painting of perfection...
Waldo puts the mic down and begins to paint. He takes the big paint brush and dabs it into the black paint. He then strokes the brush across the painting canvas. He then begins getting in depth and adds on a ring, several of wrestlers on laid out, and Waldo on top of them all with a CFTPW Title in his hand.
Waldo: It is... perfection!
The camera zooms into the picture. The crowd applauds Waldo, and Waldo bows to the crowd.
Waldo: This picture... It illustrates my path to the big gold in the CFTPW. It depicts how I will overcome the mountain of foes and nemnesis' to come, and how I will prevail, defeating the champion with the Picture Perfect move, and me standing up on the piles of bodies that will lie motionless after I am finished with them. This painting will become a reality, as I will make it my goal to paint a picture of me with the big gold around my waist, and then that painting will be a picture that nobody... will forget.
Waldo drops the mic and I am The Eggman plays, and Waldo bows and the crowd cheers. He goes onto the top turnbuckles and raises the new painting. The crowd is excited about CFTPW's new addition.
Waldo: ...He-he-hello? Is this on?
Waldo taps the mic and realizes it's been on.
Waldo: Oh. Well, anyway... give me a break people, it's my first time out here. Anyway, I am "The Eggman!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: I am "The Walrus!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: I am... "The Waldo!"
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Waldo: And I am here at CFTPW... I am Waldo McDougal... Artist extrodinaire... I can paint you a picture. I can paint you the Mona Lisa. I could paint the Sistene Chapel. I can, and will paint you a painting of perfection...
The crowd cheers Waldo. Waldo smiles, and an easel is brought out by a crew member. Waldo goes to his painting and... opens it? Yes, it was a paint kit. Waldo takes some paint and goes to the easel.
Waldo: Ladies and gentleman, I will now paint a painting of perfection...
Waldo puts the mic down and begins to paint. He takes the big paint brush and dabs it into the black paint. He then strokes the brush across the painting canvas. He then begins getting in depth and adds on a ring, several of wrestlers on laid out, and Waldo on top of them all with a CFTPW Title in his hand.
Waldo: It is... perfection!
The camera zooms into the picture. The crowd applauds Waldo, and Waldo bows to the crowd.
Waldo: This picture... It illustrates my path to the big gold in the CFTPW. It depicts how I will overcome the mountain of foes and nemnesis' to come, and how I will prevail, defeating the champion with the Picture Perfect move, and me standing up on the piles of bodies that will lie motionless after I am finished with them. This painting will become a reality, as I will make it my goal to paint a picture of me with the big gold around my waist, and then that painting will be a picture that nobody... will forget.
Waldo drops the mic and I am The Eggman plays, and Waldo bows and the crowd cheers. He goes onto the top turnbuckles and raises the new painting. The crowd is excited about CFTPW's new addition.