Post by qazzaq on Aug 7, 2006 15:30:55 GMT -5
The scene opens to some random grocery store in the produce section. A kid with his mother is shown walking past the tomatoes but the camera stops on the tomatoes. Some of the tomatoes start to fall then “BOOM” they going flying in all directions while people near scurry all around as Qazzaq leaps out of where the tomatoes wear sitting before they asplodasized.
Qaz: Now how did I get in there? Hummm… Oh yeah! Now I’ll explain in a flashback.
The picture gets all wavy and goes into a flashback. The new scene opens to the locker room of some random building.
Qaz wearing his panda suit: Hey Rob
Not Rob: that’s not my name
Qaz As he starts to leave.: Oh well I got to get ready for CFTPW
Not Rob: Hey…whoever you are, do you ever take off the panda suit?
Qaz: Yeah I guess I should take it off
Qaz grabs the suit around the chest area and with one quick pull it rips off him reveling that he’s wearing a pair of jeans, a black T-shirt, and a leather coat.
Not Rob: HOLY CHEESE POPS! You wear all that under your panda suit
Qaz: Yeah…so what’s your point?
Not Rob dumbfounded: That’s amazing, but wouldn’t it be really hot
Qaz: One, I’m insanely amazing. Two, the panda suit has AC built in
Not Rob: How did you pull that off?
Qaz: I know a guy. Now I got to go
Qaz walks out of the locker room and talks to himself as he walks now the hall.
Qaz: Now how to be awesome in CFTPW, aaaaaaa….ummmm…I GOT IT! I’ll visit Hobo Joe, he always has good advice.
Qaz come to a door that says “emergency exit only” on it.
Qaz: This might be an emergency. I don’t know if it is though… I can’t remember. Oh well
Qaz walks out setting off the alarm. He calmly walks out as everyone else inside comes running out in a frantic rush to save their lives.
Qaz: I guess everyone is in a hurry to get to that new sushi bar.
Qaz walks down the street to the alley where he finds Hobo Joe
Qaz: Hobo Joe, Hobo Joe, I need your advice
Hobo Joe: Dive in………..tomatoes………………….and stay…………….until…………..Sunday
Qaz: Thanks Hobo Joe
Qaz walks off to find a grocery store.
Hobo Joe: I am……………a rocket man
Qaz walks into a grocery store then finds the tomatoes and dives in them. The flashback ends. Qaz slaps his forehead
Qaz: Man, how could I forget that?!
Qaz: Now how did I get in there? Hummm… Oh yeah! Now I’ll explain in a flashback.
The picture gets all wavy and goes into a flashback. The new scene opens to the locker room of some random building.
Qaz wearing his panda suit: Hey Rob
Not Rob: that’s not my name
Qaz As he starts to leave.: Oh well I got to get ready for CFTPW
Not Rob: Hey…whoever you are, do you ever take off the panda suit?
Qaz: Yeah I guess I should take it off
Qaz grabs the suit around the chest area and with one quick pull it rips off him reveling that he’s wearing a pair of jeans, a black T-shirt, and a leather coat.
Not Rob: HOLY CHEESE POPS! You wear all that under your panda suit
Qaz: Yeah…so what’s your point?
Not Rob dumbfounded: That’s amazing, but wouldn’t it be really hot
Qaz: One, I’m insanely amazing. Two, the panda suit has AC built in
Not Rob: How did you pull that off?
Qaz: I know a guy. Now I got to go
Qaz walks out of the locker room and talks to himself as he walks now the hall.
Qaz: Now how to be awesome in CFTPW, aaaaaaa….ummmm…I GOT IT! I’ll visit Hobo Joe, he always has good advice.
Qaz come to a door that says “emergency exit only” on it.
Qaz: This might be an emergency. I don’t know if it is though… I can’t remember. Oh well
Qaz walks out setting off the alarm. He calmly walks out as everyone else inside comes running out in a frantic rush to save their lives.
Qaz: I guess everyone is in a hurry to get to that new sushi bar.
Qaz walks down the street to the alley where he finds Hobo Joe
Qaz: Hobo Joe, Hobo Joe, I need your advice
Hobo Joe: Dive in………..tomatoes………………….and stay…………….until…………..Sunday
Qaz: Thanks Hobo Joe
Qaz walks off to find a grocery store.
Hobo Joe: I am……………a rocket man
Qaz walks into a grocery store then finds the tomatoes and dives in them. The flashback ends. Qaz slaps his forehead
Qaz: Man, how could I forget that?!
