Post by Mr. Amazing on Jul 30, 2006 16:36:44 GMT -5
(Shows Mr. Amazing on top of a building)
Hello, there citizen! My name Mr. AMAZING I save people. I am being looking to earn the CFTPW titles. I will set you up the bomb)
NOW WATCH ME DO SOMETHING AMAZING! I have a piz\za in my right hand, no watch me disentegrate it! Turn you head real quick.
(While the camera turns, Amazing pulls out a portable microwave and turns it on to the max, it catches on fire and lights Mr. A ablaze)
OW OW OH GOD OH O CRAP OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!
(He jumps off the building into the NY lake and he is cooled off, a fat woman is in the pool across from him wearing nothing but a bra and a g-string. She does a "call me" motion before leaving)
...I will fight any scoundrel I am booked against! I am MR. Amazing! I respect all and fear nothing!
(Fat lady flashes him)
AAAAAAAAAAGH! Except that! I fear that!
Hello, there citizen! My name Mr. AMAZING I save people. I am being looking to earn the CFTPW titles. I will set you up the bomb)
NOW WATCH ME DO SOMETHING AMAZING! I have a piz\za in my right hand, no watch me disentegrate it! Turn you head real quick.
(While the camera turns, Amazing pulls out a portable microwave and turns it on to the max, it catches on fire and lights Mr. A ablaze)
OW OW OH GOD OH O CRAP OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!
(He jumps off the building into the NY lake and he is cooled off, a fat woman is in the pool across from him wearing nothing but a bra and a g-string. She does a "call me" motion before leaving)
...I will fight any scoundrel I am booked against! I am MR. Amazing! I respect all and fear nothing!
(Fat lady flashes him)
AAAAAAAAAAGH! Except that! I fear that!