Post by Nick Ripper on Jul 29, 2006 15:23:50 GMT -5
*The camera focuses on a sign reading “Optiman Studio’s”, the camera than lowers to show an averagely built man, wearing a white shirt and black combat trousers, his wet blonde hair dangling beside his cheeks*
Man: So this is where they come? Where Superstars get painted into history, The studio of Mark Optiman, the greatest Wrestling portrayer in history
*The camera begins to swivel round the man to reveal his face, before the man looks straight into the camera with a surprised look on his face and begins to speak*
*anger begins to enter the mans voice, and the face of surprise turns into a face of displeasure*
Man: You have to warn me Mark! I was just practicing! I thought we wernt going to film the advert until tomorrow!
Mark: Yeah, but I thought now would be the perfect time to introduce Gary Crackett to the Crazy Fun time pro wrestling roster.
Gary: Hey, that’s a pretty good idea, your not just a man with a paint brush!
*Gary pulls his hands to his face doing his signature “Xtreme” taunt, before pulling them away*
Gary: My name is Gary Crackett, you may not see me on the first ever Crazy fun tour, and for that I have to apologise, but I am away in Orlando working with Mark Optiman here on Promoting Optiman studios. You will not see me August 26th, in Epthratah, New York, when 300 fans will pull their asses off their seats and give ME a warm welcome”
*Gary pauses as a large man walks straight in front of the camera, and Gary’s face one again turns into dismay before shouting*
Gary: HEY ****HOLE! IM CUTTING A PROMO HERE! God, the ignorance of some people!
*Gary turns back to the camera and continues with the promo*
Gary: As I was saying…. In the Tillaborough Car lot, when Gary Crackett will make his first appearance in CFTPW. Im not going to lie to the public, I have wrestled in bigger arenas, in front of thousands of fans, but when I come through the curtain on August 26th, it will be a thrill like no other and when I climb into the ring, the fans will see something they have never seen before. No I may not have been able to afford the same training as people like Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Chris Benoit, hell, growing up in Birmingham I could barely find somewhere to sleep which wasn’t infested with Piss, Rats or hungry hungry hobos: But I can promise Excitement of the type you have never seen before, exhilaration of the type you have never felt before and a match the type of which you have never watched.
Mark: Ok is that it?
Gary: Yeah, for now.
*Gary does his signiature taunt taunt again, but this time only with his right hand, using his left hand he creates the Version 1 taunt"
*The camera fades out and read Gary Crackett – Fallen From Grace*
Man: So this is where they come? Where Superstars get painted into history, The studio of Mark Optiman, the greatest Wrestling portrayer in history
*The camera begins to swivel round the man to reveal his face, before the man looks straight into the camera with a surprised look on his face and begins to speak*
*anger begins to enter the mans voice, and the face of surprise turns into a face of displeasure*
Man: You have to warn me Mark! I was just practicing! I thought we wernt going to film the advert until tomorrow!
Mark: Yeah, but I thought now would be the perfect time to introduce Gary Crackett to the Crazy Fun time pro wrestling roster.
Gary: Hey, that’s a pretty good idea, your not just a man with a paint brush!
*Gary pulls his hands to his face doing his signature “Xtreme” taunt, before pulling them away*
Gary: My name is Gary Crackett, you may not see me on the first ever Crazy fun tour, and for that I have to apologise, but I am away in Orlando working with Mark Optiman here on Promoting Optiman studios. You will not see me August 26th, in Epthratah, New York, when 300 fans will pull their asses off their seats and give ME a warm welcome”
*Gary pauses as a large man walks straight in front of the camera, and Gary’s face one again turns into dismay before shouting*
Gary: HEY ****HOLE! IM CUTTING A PROMO HERE! God, the ignorance of some people!
*Gary turns back to the camera and continues with the promo*
Gary: As I was saying…. In the Tillaborough Car lot, when Gary Crackett will make his first appearance in CFTPW. Im not going to lie to the public, I have wrestled in bigger arenas, in front of thousands of fans, but when I come through the curtain on August 26th, it will be a thrill like no other and when I climb into the ring, the fans will see something they have never seen before. No I may not have been able to afford the same training as people like Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Chris Benoit, hell, growing up in Birmingham I could barely find somewhere to sleep which wasn’t infested with Piss, Rats or hungry hungry hobos: But I can promise Excitement of the type you have never seen before, exhilaration of the type you have never felt before and a match the type of which you have never watched.
Mark: Ok is that it?
Gary: Yeah, for now.
*Gary does his signiature taunt taunt again, but this time only with his right hand, using his left hand he creates the Version 1 taunt"
*The camera fades out and read Gary Crackett – Fallen From Grace*
